User:Angry Asshole Society

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Welcome to the Angry Asshole Society, the secret society for people who are chronic assholes and often angry: established in 1987 by the Grand Asshole this society welcomes all Angry Assholes with its traditional greeting (seen above) and secret catchphrase (also quoted above).

Benefits Of Joining The Angry Asshole Society[edit | edit source]

  • The freedom to be an angry asshole to everyone
  • Enjoy the company of other angry assholes
  • Learn new ways to be angry and improve your asshole skills
  • Work your way up the ranks to become the new Grand Asshole
  • Free shirt and mug for new members

Angry Asshole Society Chain Of Command[edit | edit source]

  • Grand Asshole
  • Master Asshole
  • Veteran Asshole
  • Accomplished Asshole
  • Assistant Asshole
  • Asshole In Training