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Yugoslavia

The one flag of Yugoslavia

Coat of arms

Yugoslavia at its peak in 1953

Yugoslavia definition

(ugo-slav-eia) was a communist utopia created Thomas the tank engine.

The birth of Yugoslavia

After WW1 ended in 1918 Serbia said to most of the balkans. “ Hey come here assholes I’m going to invade you and you guys are going to like it. So they had no choice but to get invaded and Serbia was like “much better now I can take over all of Europe soon. But then in 1939 When a weird mustache man named Adoofus Hitler invaded Poland with the Soviet onion, Yugoslavia was piss they were like “ Hey assholes! That was my Job. I have already invaded Hungary and then Czechoslovakia and it was my turn to into invade Poland!!”

The Invasion of the Soviet onion

So Adoofus Hitler and Mickeus the III decided to both invade the Soviet onion in 1941 so they were breezing through the Soviet onion and the soldiers couldn’t keep up with the pace of both of them so after a great victor In Stalingrad they were heading towards Moscow It seems almost perfect to them but then a raid of bombs fell down to the sky and the soviets where pushing back. All ready Yugoslavia capture the U.K. and was about to become a puppet state. So then the Soviet’s only invaded Nazi germany not Yugoslavia and in total up Yugoslavia gained more land than ever.

Assassination of Mickeus the III

In 1945 When Mickeus the III and his wife Minnie were driving through Belgrade they were on every single newspaper exactly were they are going so one man name Mike heinzinhoff shot once miss second shot miss, And then the final shot miss. So he was so upset he threw the pistol on accident and hit Mickeus the III head he died of a major crack in his skull. Everyone screamed in terror and everyone was horrified and the Heinzinhoff fled for his life and he is now in exile.So then now say goodbye to Tsar hello to dictatorship.

Dictatorship

In 1953 the first dictator and the only dictator was N.F.T When he came into to power he declared war on anime because they don’t stand a chance against the mighty Yugoslavia! They won the war and anime was no more then a capitalist revolution came around and cause many civil wars. So the N.F.T had to make a choice of stepping down of making some of the balkans break up. So he chose the second one the n he used the nukes on the Soviet onion.

The great famine

In 2001 they have already set up many puppet states most famously romania

After the last civil war they were in a major crisis And caused a great famine and a depression. After that Yugoslavia’s states became independent and were to being countries

So now they decided they couldn’t handled that much anymore so they asked Russia to give them some goods they gave them some and then they sold the oil. Then after getting out of the famine they declared war on Ukraine.

The invasion of Ukraine

On March 23rd 2004 Yugoslavia went through Romania to get to Ukraine the invasion lasted three weeks until they had to give up land.

The failed impeachment of N.F.T

In 2018 N.F.T was doing some weird shit and did something wrong in Yugoslavia he committed a war crime how dare he there was something called “Killed N.F.Ts “ the riot last good but until the firing squad shot all of the people in the riot and it was called the bloody sun day.

The creation of grass

In 2021 N.F.T ask scientists to create something green something long and amazing so scientists created something called Grass everyone was amazed at the craftsmanship of grass and then they put it on there bland fields and that’s how grass was made.

The death of N.F.T

In 2024 after helping Kim Jon un take over South Korea to make best Korea. N.F.T was sitting next to his fireplace talking about taking over the world suddenly he died of a heart attack and his last words were “ tur ip ip ip” then he slowly passed away.

Scientists believe the heart attack wasn’t his real cause of death it probably was ligma.

Butthead the new leader

Butt head was the a American set to exile in Yugoslavia and then ran to become a dictator he only lasted two years in office because he choked on a piece of steak in the White House Joesus bidome later got impeach. What did butthead do? Well he built a wall between Hungary and Croatia and then also upgrade the Air Force with extra guns. He was not really the smartest tool in the shed but he did some good things in his career. He set up more propaganda than ever and at one point in his two years he almost made communism fell by accidentally changing the 69th amendment by saying you allowed to break up from Yugoslavia almost one state broke up ( Croatia ) but then the law change soon after.

The Attack on Japan

In 2078 Yugoslavia went to go invade Japan to make it communist Taiwan took over China and it’s Called China. So then best Korea also help during the invasion so they took there troops to Korea and do a full scale invasion so then after getting to Japan they took it over nuked it and became Yugoslavia’s land.

The future of Yugoslavia

After that invasion there plan is to take over America and control all of South America and Europe. They still haven’t done it yet but they will.