User:Alula/Potato 101
a weird potato.
this is the result of a brain potato or a idiot be funny not stupid!
[potato comes from the word patata which means potato. despite common sense not all potatoes are edible. there are several un-edible types one will explode on contact and is only found in south africa though rumors of a russian version are around there is also brain potatoes which inhabit peoples brains and alter their intellegence any one with a brain potato can be called a potato. people with brain potatoes are usually idiots,and/or annoying they tend to end up in walmarts they spawn on public buses and weigh up to 90-5600 pounds. the weird potato can be edible or un-edible but sure is weird. potatoes can also become chips and fries which are mcdonalds 4th largest cause of diabetes.
another spawning ground for the brain potatoes.
some day potatoes will be the only thing left. this is not known but the war of the worlds was caused by a interstellar potato that creates and created everything also the universe is a potato center of a black hole potato and atoms are actually mini potatoes! potatoes in fact are the cause of world wars 1-900000. face it kid the human race isnt the strongest the only reason humans exist is so brain potatoes can thrive.