User:Alphmega

I have no idea what's going on. Seriously. I'm a scare little girl (though my driver's linces says I'm not).

I'm writing an article, but I've been told I'm not funny.

It was suggested by ~ Mordillo where is my BITCH? to do stuff to make sure I seemed funnier (He was nice enought to save my article because I forgot about it and stuff. Thank you, sir!

So, um... *stamp tag*

I am in need of guidence and stuff. Lots of stuff. Now to make this page look prettier...