User:Alpha Bloodman/Nazi Slippers

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Nazi slipper (Co-creator Adolf Hitler)-Main creator Bob Ross.

Created in the late 50's was Nazi slippers

They where created for the Nazis in WW2 to stop the Nazis feet from freezing off in the cold trenches bomb shelters and hide-away.

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Hitler decided to make this product when his feet got cold in his bunker/ bomb shelter. Hitler decided to wrap some spare Socks around his feet and stick small nails into the bottom of his feet to stop the socks from unwrapping. Then he thought that all the Nazis in Germany would want this painful product. So, all the Nazis in Germany started this new fashion trend of sticking nails into the bottom of their feet.

Dew to the painful nails into their feet, and the poor medicine in the trenches, those nails led to infections and crippled feet, also most of them died to tetanus.The Nazis in the trenches mainly died of horrible infections.

Some of the Nazis in the trenches started a rebellion called the Dark Nazi-hood.They created their own fashion of Killing a bear and sticking the bears Skull and scrotum on their four-head. Hitler was not amused so he decided to stop the Dark Nazi-hood.

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He did that by making a giant toxic napalm bomb. Considering that the Dark Nazi-hood had a secrete base under ground full of venomous toxins, they put the toxins in giant tanks that had heat boiling water underneath to keep the bombs activated. The water was filled with the cast of Harry Potterand Harry him self, the magic spells would keep them safe from the other Nazis. After several years Adolf Hitler found the base and tried sneaking around at 100 sneak and Adolf Hitler got all the perks and all the skill points and leveled up to level 82.

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But unfortunately he got caught and got repeatedly shot in the head with a MP40 several times and then died. His body decade over time. The dark Nazi hood got tired of Hitlers decaying body and decided to put it in the boiling water with the rest of the Harry Potter cast. After time Hitlers slippers became so famous that his slippers is now still on sail today, but they cost £700,000,000. The Dark Nazi-hood have still got their own fashion today but they are very, very confidential and secret. The Hitler slippers are still a known as a type of shoe but only the Nazis are aloud to put it on and wear them as a trend.