User:Alpha Bloodman/Commercials

I was meant to put one "M" because it save so much time also there is already a web called Commercials

Commercials a mind controlling frog, Basically a giant piece of waste.

(Buy this buy that!)

No F**k off!

Oh yeah and chav killers!(Woooooooh!)

Woooooh for commercials!

Commercials, are just there to waste precious time. For example why would you want to watch adverts. Such as adverts about Glee. What there is a new season out? Well who gives a shit. Who? I mean who? The hell would want to watch some piece of crap. Like Glee. Now don't call me a douche. But if your like me and hate shitty adverts that waste time and control peoples minds by talking about the new car that pollutes the world. The new Hybrid. Basically is a normal car but that car has soooo..... much difference. (Obvious sarcasm). The only difference is the name. That's the only difference. Oh adverts might as well be what people in prison watch because of their nasty shitty crimes such as, making a horrible advert that they are forced to watch about 600,000,000 times so they under stand that adverts suck dick. Yeah just adverts all day. The only reason those time consuming pieces of shit called adverts are on TV is because they want you to waste money on their crappy products such as, Window wiper 5000! clean your windows to day! Ummm.... No! Maybe stop being a brain controlling frog. why don't they put out useful stuff such as chav destroyer 2000. Then just maybe you will get peoples attention.Maybe it wont be a shit as you think. You could go round cleaning up your society by destroying all those useless Chavs, and then they will stop polluting by chucking rubbish around. Because they know that you are out to stop commercials and mainly kill those chavs! Frogs and mind controlling bastards. This is why we should not have commercials. Mainly commercials suck dick. Like Glee, Hybrids and crappy cheep products. Also disgusting chavs.

But you should try to campaign against thees horrible mistakes and try to make good adverts and good products like The chav destroyer 2000. Vote now on Commercials suck major penis' (There is no such thing)