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Trevor Andrew Bauer is allegedly an MLB baseball pitcher. He has allegedly played for the Arizona Dickbags, Cleveland Neels, Cincinatti Menstruals, LA Dogshitters, Tokyo Personas, Tijuana Pinche Negros, the Czech Republic WhoTF's, and the North Korean Nukes.

Despite cementing himself as a top racist in baseball for many years, Bauer's career came to a moaning halt when he was allegedly accused of raping multiple women. Although he pleaded autism, Bauer was banned from the MLB and has since been touring the world trying to touch balls.

Early Life

Beginnings

Trevor was allegedly born in 1991 in Hollywood, LA. From a young age, Bauer new he was destined to be a star. And like every star, he was also destined to go to Diddy parties. Although he wanted to be a threat on the streets, Bauer was forced into being a ballbaser. He would spend day and night blowing his arm out at a tennis field, trying to hit the moon with a pitch. His parents paid for private baseball tutors, although they quit their jobs because Bauer allegedly whipped it out every class. For liking such a cringe ahh sport, Bauer was bullied in middle school by his classmates. One day the bullying stopped, due to Bauer allegedly sticking in every bully's sister.

After enrolling in William Afton high school, Bauer got to see the FNAF 2 movie-set up close. In between taking classes from the Purple Guy, Bauer would dominate freshman. His junior year saw him go a perfect 12-0 against his victims, solidifying him as one of the greatest baseball shitters in the making. He set a Afton record 92mph hook to the face, which he did against the girl who rejected him from homecoming. His final game for Afton high school was a shutout against Wolf Canyon, where Bauer chucked 56 pitches at the players heads. This caused Bauer's teammate Mike Montshittery to yell at him, saying he shouldn't have left any evidence. Bauer raged at him, calling him numerous slurs and throwing hands. Bauer allegedly bit Mike's testicle off and graduated high school early, saying it was for "self improvement."

You bruined my life

Bauer filled out his college applications stating that he was an African homosexual with down syndrome and dead parents. This earned him a full ride scholarship at UCLA, where wasted college girls could be found anywhere. He signed up as a mechanical engineering major, stating that he wanted another reason to end it all. A famous rivalry between Bauer and Cole from Ninjago formed at UCLA, after Cole REALLY told him "you have no future in baseball." Bauer allegedly spent the next few weeks replicating Cole's jerking pattern, and was able to frame him for nutting on the librarian's back.

At the end of freshman year, Bauer led UCLA with 9 wins in court, while also winning the PAC MAN award for most pussies allegedly eaten.