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Pre Credits Scene[edit | edit source]
Shohei Ohtani sits in his prison cell, thinking of submarines as he jerks his weiner. While he was able to get away with many war crimes in 1944, he was finally arrested after stealing trillions of dollars from his interpreter. The guards came and interrupted his pleasuring session, telling him he had a visitor. Ohtani was sent to the visitation room to see the Brunette Barista. She explained to him quietly that she finally made a coffee that can teleport them to another dimension. Ohtani was thrilled, screaming out loud how happy he was to go kill more people. The guards sent him back to his cell afterwards, but the barista told Ohtani he wouldn't be there much longer.
Shohei began to pull out his submarine pics again, but suddenly the sprinklers went off. Water wasn't coming out though, it was Petrol. Guards started shouting "INTRUDER" as laser beams were being fired at them. Ohtani peaked his head out to see Cyber-Titties using his missile launcher to blow up the guards. His bulletproof robotic shell deflected all the bullets, and soon enough every guard was down. Titties scooped up Shohei romantically, and activated his hover jets as he flew him out of the prison.