User:Alfonts

Oh the joys of being new... Well, I can only hope I'm going about this all right.

Anyway, I've written my first article, it's about the Cheka. It's very dry, so I hope you're into that sort of a thing. Any and all advice is welcome, on both style and format. I hope you like both it, and my future works.Alfonts 07:21, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

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au N This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. au N

bs 4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level. bs 4

fr P This fucker speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. fr P

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.