User:Alexander-Davidson/Windows OS X

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Windows OS X, codenamed Marcus is the operating system created in collaboration with Microsoft and Apple. It was the operating system which mixed the look between Mac and Windows. The Windows OS X has succeeded in the global world market as a major operating system. Windows OS X was the first OS to enter the open source generation. Everything in Windows OS X is created from the kernel "Coconut".

Windows OS X
Windows OS X Packaging.jpg
The Home Premium packaging for Windows OS X
OS Family Windows
Kernel Coconut
Developer Microsoft
Source model Open source
Current available language English
'Release Date 10 May 2010

History of development[edit | edit source]

Development for Windows OS X began by Microsoft in 15 January 2007 under the name Marcus, before Windows Vista just have been shipped. Windows OS X's first user interface existence were revealed at Uncyclopedia's Amazing Computer Expo 2007 at New York, by Randy Paulwhite. On 21 December 2007, the Absolutely UnPublic Beta for Windows OS X is released. The Absolutely UnPublic Beta for Windows OS X includes RatCMD. RatCMD is just kind of like Windows Command Prompt and Mac OS X Terminal, only different codes and the name. RatCMD is meanly designed to run, execute, and destruct commands on your computer. Also including "1337 File Hacker", where you can actually hack the private folder without knowing the secret safe password. In 1337 File Hacker users can choose to hack, change the password or transfer the data through the network. The Absolutely UnPublic Beta includes the White Screen of Death, although this has been scrapped and will be changed to the kernel panic. The Absolutely UnPublic Beta version for Windows OS X is set to expire 13 January 2008, but the expiration date changed by Microsoft to expire on 23 March 2008. The NOT Server Beta was released in 2009. It includes the Advanced Quicken File Share, and 5 bundled apps such as Mozilla Fryfox, WinTunes, and Server Wreckening. Unlike the Absolutely UnPublic Beta version, the NOT Server Beta was only released to Microsoft subscribers only. Then in 10 May 2010, the Windows OS X was finally out of beta. It brings the features from the Windows OS X betas but the source code is a little bit updated.

Features of Windows OS X[edit | edit source]

  • RatCMD = To run, reset, wreck and destruct commands
  • 1337 File Hacker = To hack, wreck or modify secret folders
  • BTW Interactive Messanger = To chat with your girlfriends or others
  • Porn Explorer = To browse porn stuffs
  • Popup Bollocking = To block pop ups that we are not sure with it (doesnt work with any popup advertisements)
  • Microsoft 10-in-1 Amaze Games = 10 collections of amazing games by Microsoft (well, its really 11)

Editions[edit | edit source]

Windows OS X has some of these editions, which is:

  • Windows OS X NOT Server 2010
  • Windows OS X Offencional Edition
  • Windows OS X for ATMs
  • Windows OS X for Vending Machines
  • Windows OS X Elite Edition