User:AlanD
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Me[edit | edit source]
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I will return and fill this in properly at some point in the future.
I apologise for the snagged summary table but many of the points worked so perfectly that I had to liberate it.
I am 31 (probably 32 by the time you read this), married and have 2 children (a third on the way). I am part of the system, an agent of Society... well I'm a Science Teacher anyway.
I am a strong believer in Anarchism however I feel nothing will be achieved until a sufficient proportion of the community feel the same and until folks understand what this 'ere revolution is all about.
I am male, an anarchist, bisexual and a swinger.
I live in Wiltshire.
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More?
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I am a writer and prolific reader (although I give neither the full attention I really want to) of a wide variety of works of literature and graphic literature (me like funny books and ones wiv just words innit).
I don't believe Alan Moore has a snake in his toilet but I do believe that he believes it.
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Influences etc...
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Oh I dunno.
A list such as this is often meaningless if it is not exahaustive. I'm sure to miss someone or something and then I'll remember missing them off on my way to work, I'll get distracted and end up riding into a truck at 90mph (leaving a sticky mess that was once me smeared along the road, a smashed up truck and a BMW K100 blocking the road until someone decides to just plain pick it up and ride it away (tough bikes)).
OK
Alan Moore, Alan Grant, Grant Morrison... that is just the start of a favourite comicbook writer list... fuck's sake!!
Hmmmm...
The Beatles, The Who, Blur, Pink Floyd... Oh for goodness sake that is just the first few folk on the best bands list...
Grrrr!!!
V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, Batman: Year One, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, The Sandman... bloody hell that is the beginnings of the graphic fiction list...
buggerfuck, buggerfuck, buggerfuck...
Family, bisexuality, Anarchy, sexual freedom, sexual adventuring, writing, freedom of expression, LGBT rights, reading, online communities, education... thats just a stupid list of buggerfucking interests!!!!
I give up!
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Projects to work on:[edit | edit source]
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The act of lighting the wrong end of a cigarette
The act of having the last bit of a roll up fall out depriving you of that last drag you were looking forward to
The act of having to go outside no matter the weather to have a cigarette Gahh! this
The act of getting so caught up in Wikipedia or uncyclopeida that you forget or put off going outside for a cigarette until your TV show (eg BSG, West Wing (or worse something on BBC (no ads)) is about to start and you end up rushing out rolling etc halfway through the ad break or whatever... Gahh! this
Teaching in the UK
Wanking before going to sleep
Waking up and realising you hadn't wanked but fallen asleep doing it and that your wife woke up first and has found you with tissue paper by your knob, hand round your morning glory and the covers pushed aside...
mmmmm...
mmmm... bit of a theme here...
The act of tripping over the baggy bit at the bottom of your tracksuit trousers??? Nah.
The act of making a bigger mess while tidying up than was present before you started Gahh! this.
Various different types of headache
Stress, depression and anxiety
I know... make a page on Gahh! Moments. Cross-link and add other pages appropriately. Dry observational humour.
Remember:
wank-a-chief
fag butt drink
fag coming back into the car
Kid pissing on you on nappy-change
and similar...
AlanD 14:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC) AlanD 00:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Link in discovery of fire and other similar moments to Gahh! Moments.
Pad out Gahh! moments with a very dry commentary on it occuring.
Pad out Gahh! with more humourous (VERY DRY) asides and pseudo science.
Need to add pictures to the two articles.
Pad out wank-a-chief with history, descriptions, and so forth.AlanD 16:46, 8 February 2007 (UTC)