User:AdvancedK9/Gringo
Konnichiwa! If you're here, you're probably a gringo, if you are, eat a Taco before continuing, if you are Mexican, Chinga una gringa primero antes de continuar.
What is a Gringo?[edit | edit source]
A gringo is a pure bred American basically, it is also a swear word in Mexico that can really fuck up your balls if call a Mexican that, so don't.
There is no difference between an American and a Gringo, it's just that the word is used as slang by the Mexicans. At least in American view point, anyways. Although, Americans call themselfs Gringo sometimes if they've ever fucked a Latina, because once you fuck a Latina, you fuck your Citizenship. Run away before the FBI gets you.
History of the Gringos[edit | edit source]
SERIOUSLY! Get a life, you should know the story, Columbus jacks in, fucks the Native American Party, they give birth to 13 states, his descendants fuck the queen in 1776.66, the United States of YoMamika is born THE END.
Rapido Mexicanos! Sigan antes de que te chingen los gringos!
Mmm... You're less Gringo than I thought...[edit | edit source]
You just went from 101% Gringo to 100.5% Gringo.
Anyways, if you were actually that worthy of not touching yourself before reaching this part of the article, Jose Hidalgo would chuck a smile at your skills.
42 B.C.[edit | edit source]
This year was the most important in History, not only did Fred Flintstone cheat on his wife, the first Gringo was born as well!
Here's what happened:
Misty from Pokemon used a time machine she found on Tracey's dick, it brought her to this age. Tracey was a sad bastard, he suicided after seeing that Ash lost his Homosexuality when he went to Hoenn, see Pokemon.
Misty got horny because Bob the Builder was posing erotic moves, like the ones your mom did to attract your dad at the Petting zoo, but that's a different story. Bob built a Boner afterwards, she then raped Misty, that poor slut. Her vagina wasn't worth dirt anyways so Bob lost interest and started raping his tractor again, wait a sec, RAPE a TRACTOR? Who the fuck wrote this show, Michael Jackson?
However, Bob managed to leave Pre-cum on her and out of his holy bastardness, she got pregnant.
Misty's Baby[edit | edit source]
Usually, a girl would be pregnant 9 months, but Misty was missing a pregnancy chromosome and her baby was born in 7 months. It looked a little bit like this:
And what God saw, it was good.
Misty then Hereth the name Pichu, to the creatures,
Pichu raped Zeus and herethed Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog raped Apollo, and herethed Chaos
Chaos raped Ash, and herethed 42 children.
They all raped Mickey Mouse, and herethed 1764 children.
One of them was Hitler, he raped me and herethed your mom.
Your mom raped your dad in his visit to the petting zoo and had you
If you're Mexican, Stephen Hawking raped Apollo and had the Mexican chain, but this is about gringos, and the Mexican herethidy list is VERY big and beautiful.
I thought it was Pure English that were Gringos![edit | edit source]
Alguien calle este pinche Gringo >:(.
Umm... Excuse me. Let me tell you the real story of that.
Remember Mickey's 1764 children? They were incestive and herethed way more than a million children... Well, like father like son, Mickey is a slut with Minney. The children were so many, they could only fit in Canada because Your Mom was too spacious.
After the English came in, the children decided to settle in the United Sates. The only way to fit in, was to eat all the settlers.
WHERE'S YOUR COLUMBUS DAY NOW?! BITCH!
Independence Day[edit | edit source]
If you are still here and not huffing kittens while fucking a Latina with your Citizenship. You could fit in a low population density area of Mexico! But you'd get your balls cut off in Cities. Hidalgo is suprised.
Here's the deal. Independence Day wasn't just the day when Gringoland ripped its English Dominance, or the day Failiens almost blew up the earth and George Bush with it (damn). It was also called "Gringo Realization Day". Because Mickey's slutty sons ate all the Preingos after beating English ass. And realized they were not normal. They were the exact opposite of Mexicans. Thus, after beating English ass, they decided to rape Tejas and keep it for themselves those bloody bastards.
Gringo Presidents[edit | edit source]
There really is no point in this:
“We hate Mexicans. As a result, us Gringos in agreement have comeby to that only Gringos can be Presidents”
But, let's take advantage of this time, OK. Here is a list of the REAL names of notable presidents:
- George Washington: Jorge Wash-me-ton
- Theodore Roosevelt: My little Teddy
- Osama bin Laden: Nain Ill Evin
- Tomas Jeferson: Thomas "Scaredofthedark" The Train
- Barack Obama: Iraq the Llama.
Well... those are all the gringo names :/. Well what the hell? You can't expect me to make a name for all fucking 44 presidents can you?