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2008
HARVARD UNIVERSITY- Medical researchers at Harvard University have discovered a link between red wine and remembering things. People who drank at least 8 glasses of wine had a 78% less chance of remember things such as their name, their spouse, current events, etc. The risk of not remembering increases by 11% per glass after 8 glasses. "This is a powerful 'medicine'. The study is a follow-up to a study conducted by the Oscar Wilde Medical Research Institute
Cases In Which Such Fore-Told Medicine Would Be Perfect[edit | edit source]
-PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS SHOULD NOT GIVE YOU ANY IDEAS!!-
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Murdering Someone or something: Let's say you murder your ex. 11 glasses of red wine. <drink wine> What? I killed who?
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Your Mom "Link found between Red Wine and Your Mom" Your Mom Times, Yourmomber 2nd, Two-thousand Your-mom