User:A.Z?123/HowTo:Become A Politician
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“Politics- from the Greek "poly", meaning "many", and from the English "ticks, meaning "blood-sucking creatures".”
Many, many people agree with the above quote. They think politics is stupid and pointless. What people don't realize are the huge benefits of becoming a politician. You see, when you're in politics, you can do many things regular people can't, like:
- Evading taxes
- Vote on bills
- Corrupt money
- Get everyone in general to hate you
- And so much more!
Of course, not everything on this list is legal, but if you don't get caught, it's not illegal, right? <wink, wink>
Political Ideology[edit | edit source]
PROCEDURE: Before you do anything, you need to choose your political ideology. There are two common political ideologies in America: liberal and conservative. Of course, there are other types of ideology like Nazism, Communism, Libertarianism, etc. You probably won't be able to garner enough support with a minor ideology, so it is better to choose between the previously-mentioned major ideologies. Of those two, liberal is better right now because Congress is controlled by them right now. Almost any legislature you wrtie up will be passed due to your liberalism.You will find it easier to gain support.
PRACTICE: Say "I am a flaming liberal" one hundred times. Then write up a bill concerning something that doesn't need any action that you feel that the rest of Congress will want to screw up. Last, mail the bill to the President and see if he signs it.
RESULT:
Before Running for Office[edit | edit source]
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