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“I saw some on the ceiling of a bus shelter once.”
“I like mine in the bathtub!”
“This one gives me gas, but I like that, so... Unload the gaseous contents of your lower intestine in proximity to your significant other until you get 'the look.' Then, grab a bunch of printed instructions on how to build a Volkswagen out of recycled banana peels. Next, answer the door. You haven't paid your paper boy in months! Vigorously rub your face with a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese.”
“Periodontal disease cannot be prevented by excreting used van parts through your rectal orifice, but 33% is fine.”
DOINK!