User:72.14.192.3

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I am an IP Address, I bid thee to bow down before me!!

You What?[edit | edit source]

You see, it's not everyday that an IP address creates a page. IP addresses arn't real people, after all, are they?

“IPs aren't really people; they're all asshat bots!”

~ Oscar Wilde on IPs

That's where the conspiracies come into play though. You see, for the first time in history, Oscar Wilde Might Have Been Wrong!! Yes kids, you heard me, HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRONG!

So What If He Was Wrong?[edit | edit source]

If Oscar Wilde was EVER proven wrong, the resulting chaos would ensure in a rip in the space time continuem, further fueling the kittens capacity in the huffing war.

Banning this IP is wrong[edit | edit source]

Hi I(happysmileman) would like to point out that this is the IP address of the Google web accelerator so it shouldn't be banned because of me being a dick while using it.

Also don't ban whatever my current IP is either because I'm using Tor/Privoxy right now... :P