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Shivaji I
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Bahujan Pratipalak[1]
Shivaji British Museum.jpg
Portrait of Shivaji without his weed filled joint
1st Chhatrapati of the Marathas
Reign6 June 1674–3 April 1680
Coronation
    • 6 June 1674 (first)
    • 24 September 1674 (second)
PredecessorPosition established
SuccessorSambhaji
Born
Died
Spouse
Issue8,[2] including Sambhaji and Rajaram I
HouseBhonsle
FatherShahaji
MotherJijabai
ReligionHinduism
SignatureShivaji I signature.png

Shivaji a.k.a. Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj in Maharashtra, was a pothead, warlord, and pedophile who killed cows and Muslims to gain power in 17th century India.

Childhood[edit | edit source]

Beef was Shivaji's favorite food

During his childhood, Shivaji enjoyed hunting pigs, cows, and snakes. His fondness with snakes evolved out of his devotion to the snake-gods of Hinduism. After hunting cows, he would enjoy eating delicious beef fried rice, cooked Marathi style.

Adulterous Affairs[edit | edit source]

Included is a list of known mistresses and little boys Shivaji was affiliated with:

  • Jijabai Bhonsale
  • Aurangzeb
  • Sambhaji

Links[edit | edit source]

  1. 1.0 1.1 CHANDRASHEKHAR. PAWAR SHIKARE (KHUSHWANT.) (2004). Medieval India: Society, the Jagirdari Crisis, and the Village. White Falcon Publishing Solutions Llp, 2024.
  2. James Laine (1996). Anne Feldhaus Images of women in Maharashtrian literature and religion. Albany: State University of New York Press.