Undictionary:Proof

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English

Noun

Proof (plural Prooves)

1. a method of showing a fact to be undeniable (verb: to prove smth.). The following examples represent some unfailing proofs:

• anyone with half a brain can see it is so
• it's true because it's useful
• it's true because nobody can disprove it
• a holy book claims it is so
• how dare you suspect me?

Participletive

1. able to resist something (waterproof, foolproof, 96% proof)

Verb

1. to hit in the face, as in "I'll proof you, motherfucker!"
2. to taste the fist, as in "Proof that, cocksucker!"