Undictionary:Mornight
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Mornight, a mix of night and day time or whatever in some other different time zones or a plurality of time zones.
Dayvening is the opposite of Mornight and means exactly the same.
Good mornight is a common greeting among friends.
Bad mornight is a common greeting among others.
Mornight with 14 degrees, some rain showers and a gentle breeze from south west is something that will never be said or written, especially not in a serious encyclopedia like this.
Good, acceptable or bad mornight or dayvening is like playing bingo and paying to get all the bingo cards. You will win, and so what?
Good mornight, my beloved one is a trick that some may be able to look through when you address many persons simultaneously. In many cases it is better to pinpoint a specific person, especially if she looks cute, and adapt to her time zone. Many even think that in most cases you should chase for somebody in your OWN time zone, in which case Good mornight is overly general and can cause jealousy or may make the more or less beloved one think you are a bit confused. Something similar can be said about chasing for men.
A greeting like Good morning, dear, here is breakfast in bed for you, I have filled the bath tub with warm water, lots of foam and some rose petals on top for us, and after that I have one half hour of free time, if you are not against that?! will give you even better chances, but will not always work extremely well with random persons on the internet if you have no idea about their time zone.