Undictionary:American Express

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Noun

American Express

1. A credit card. It is common knowledge that it is not accepted at any location in the known universe. That doesn't stop any of the suckers who signed up for one asking at every shop they go into "Do you take American Express?", then acting offended and spending ten minutes huffing, muttering under their breath and struggling to find a genuine method of payment...