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Welcome to Uncyclopedia Gold

Uncyclopedia Gold is our site's premium membership service, which unlocks access to special new abilities and epic combos for the Uncyclopedia power user! This service is split into three tiers: Basic, which unlocks our standard package of content (allowing you to read 85% of our articles), Gold, which lets you read our funniest pages and participate in votes which decide the future of our project, and Premium, our most exclusive package. Our Premium tier gives you intimate access to our site's leadership, and automatic qualification in our site's bi-yearly admin elections.

If you sign up today, you also get a 50% discount on all merchandise from our store!

• Basic
• $9.99
  /mo
• Access to Basic-tier Uncyclopedia articles
• Ability to vote for the next featured article
• Read-only access to our Discord Server
• Lets you make your own userpage
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• Gold
• $12.99
  /mo
• Access to Gold-tier Uncyclopedia articles
• Ability to vote on any site election
• Chat with friends on our Discord server
• Adds a special trophy to put on your userpage
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• Premium
• $24.99
  /mo
• Access to all Uncyclopedia articles
• Everything from lower tiers, plus "rollback" privileges
• Special Discord voice chat sessions with the admins
• Ability to write and edit almost any page
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