Uncyclopedia:Portapotty Simulator
I miss Homebrew4Homebrew at center camp.Bold text
Humans are 90% water - basically cucumbers with anxiety.
I smoked dmt in the portapotties at burning man and all i got was this terrible tee-shirt
i traveled here in a time machine disguised as a portapotty and now i'm lost.
This one time I did a huge line of K thinking it was coke. such a weird experience because I was pissed off knowing that i fucked up.
Daft Punk show at the trash fence at midnight. BE THERE!
Once, when I was a boy, I saw a demon carry away a man and I did not tell god on him because he told me not to. Now I am very wealthy.
I used to give the rapper Ja-rule blowjobs in the summer of 2001 while he was on tour. I used to have to skip lunch because his dick was so big. like holy shit man, we're talking like a giant squash but if that squash were also a prize winning pumpkin. it was great. Long story short....i used to be a hot slut and i still am!
why are you looking here for a joke when the real joke is between your legs? They know where she went.
i like things and stuff
You're butt is not a 🛸 don't hover over the seat
A onesie is a great idea until you have to pee.
Piss clear: The other beer.
going commando in a skirt above the knee makes it easy to take a wee pee
One time I tried to pee without taking off my onesie by undoing the bottom two buttons and stretching the hole between my thighs but I tripped and ended up peeing on my leg. 0/10. Just take the damn thing off.
Please spread the gospel of the Church of Sitting Your Ass on the Seat
How would you rate your poop today? Add your ratings here: [3/5; satisfying but too messy] [5/5; Would poop again] [4/5; lots and lots, but it took too much time]
This is cool!
i have eaten feces before. They tasted like the Seriously Chicken Sandwich from McDonald's, probably because that was the last thing I ate before taking a shit. Just sayin'.
Ken sent me
A maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Sally bought a pair of skates And on the ice did frisk. Oh, what a silly girl she is Her little *.
and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin......
-testing...testing
burning man 1995 :) dyb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COME OUT ALREADY
If it didn't come out of your body, it don't belong in the potty. '=:(|)
Good luck hitting the hole in the dark!
Ready to take a growler
Hello? Person in next potty? Can you spare a square? Please?
Welcome to the VIP Lounge! if you have a laminate, kindly shove it up your ass.
- Your momma
- your daddy
- your damn greasy granny!
- and you yourself
- Your boyfriend/girlfriend
