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The Tomato frog

the tomato frog was first originated from the gods, they saw their early creation (the tomato) and thought "this thing needs eyes" so they threw eyes but than they thought "this should be a frog." they added the slimy junk and jumpy legs but it couldn't jump, but the gods called it good enough. they brought it to life and threw them in Madagascar. Than people came and took them they thought "this looks cool I'll poke it with a stick." turns out the diamond shape is the gods old toilet paper that wasn't used. they accidentally dropped it on the tomato frog before they painted it.