Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/October 19

Denise Milani's breasts are a Czech internet model based in Los Angeles, and are one of the most popular internet models working in the world today. They are currently attached to the chest cavity of one Denise Milani, who has carried them for the entirety of their lives so far. Though Milani herself is also technically a model, she is nowhere near as notable as her breasts; the Wikipedia article on her has been deleted, recreated and re-deleted many times over due to her lack of notability. To them she is just another up-and-coming Eurotrash girl trying to make it in the modelling industry with barely a TV credit to her name. All anyone cares about is those enormous (some would say, oversized) breasts, and if someone tried to write an article on them, no doubt it would be a different story. Why can't people see that she would be a beautiful, intelligent woman without them?

Anyway, let's move on from her before this article gets deleted too. (Full article...)