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“Most of the time there’s room for just one more on top ...”
“Why the fuck have these crazy people made an article about me?”
Playwright, novelist, musician, poet, philanthropist, historian and short story writer: these are just some of the professions of individuals whom Oscar "Fingers O'Flaherty" Wilde corrupted with his rampant sexuality and Rabelaisian appetites. A man whose wisdom touches on nearly every conceivable topic (often without consent, leading to several lawsuits) and renowned for his beautiful diction and skilled oratory, Oscar is without doubt one of the leading literary figures of the last few millennia. (Full article...)