Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/October 11

Skeleton warrior (Boneus erectus) is a term typically used to describe the violent, marauding, magically reanimated skeletal remains of a once proud yet incompetent, humanoid soldier. It sometimes may or may not be a fairly ambiguous term, referring to either an un-dead skeletal system, or an anorexia nervosa suffering, knife-wielding supermodel. Skeleton Warriors are best known for their role in playing evil characters in video games, movies, books and osteoporosis awareness campaigns which has seen them typecast as evil, one-dimensional stereotypes. They are often ostracised by the wider community and subjected to callous bonist remarks, even by dirty rotten Mexicans. Despite the hardships of living in a community permeating with ignorance about their evilness, Skeleton Warriors live a rich and fulfilling life, merrily spent eating, drinking, dancing, and murdering would-be heroes that wander too deeply into their dimly lit and poorly ventilated dungeons. (Full article...)