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George Herbert Walker Bush (June 12, 1924 – November 30, 2018) was an American politician who served as the 41st President of the United States. He was most famous for being the first Bush to bomb the shit out of Iraq.

A Republican, Bush was the oldest surviving former President and Vice President, as well as the second worst President named George Bush, before he died. Bush was the 'father' (see below) of George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, and Jeb Bush, former Governor of Florida and current disappointment.

Bush was born in Milton, Massachusetts, to Senator Prescott Bush and Dorothy Walker Bush. Taking his political leanings from his father, and the Walker vibe from his mother, George was the most academically gifted member of his family, with one teacher's report reading, "His sentences often contain a subject and a complement." (Full article...)