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People scream
Are you listening?
On the green
Blood is glistening.
A delicious sight
We'll drink some tonight
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird
All we have are the Warbirds
We'll sing a war song
As we fight along
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
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