Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 28

Donner (sometimes Donder, Dunder, or Bumblefuck) is, by all accounts, the least popular reindeer ever to bear the daunting, arduous task of ushering Santa Claus around the world. In fact, next to Comet and Vixen, Donner is the most oft-forgot reindeer in Santa's gaggle of animal laborers. Despite his questionable standing among the wildlife of the North Pole (due mainly to his excessive gambling addiction and seething hatred for his fellow reindeer), Donner was always known as a quiet servant of St. Nicholas. He kept that uneasy reputation for the majority of his life, despite a sickening, sinister urge which manifested itself in the pit of his stomach every holiday season (and most off-seasons, also). An urge to make them all pay. (Full article...)