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Fast & Furious is a series of street racing films produced by powerful idiot-flick conglomerate, Universal Studios, that started during the early twenty-first century and have lasted to the present day. The first film, The Fast and the Furious, was directed by Rob Cohen in 2001, and has since spawned an uncountable number of sequels that have little in common besides the odd recurring character to tie the films together into one franchise. There are currently plans to produce even more sequels in the future. The characters are neither fast nor furious. Fight me. (Full article...)