Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 11

Does the Pope shit in the woods? It's a question that has puzzled philosophers, theologians, journalists, and historians for centuries. There have been many allegations made, but recently released photos and a great deal of eyewitness testimony has proven that yes, he does.

Either way he takes his relief, sitting or squatting, when the Pope is in the woods and has to take a shit, he takes a shit. The question as posed asks if the Pope routinely shits in the woods, and that answer to that too is Hell yes! (Full article...)