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Dick Willie Johnson: Hey there folks! Welcome to the much anticipated Presidential Baseball Classic! I'm joined with my good friend, Bud 'Lite' Bigmeat. Bud? Damnit, Bud! Wake the hell up, we're live!
Bud 'Lite' Bigmeat: ..AAhagh! Yes, hello everybody and welcome to the World Series....
Dick: No, Bud. It's the Presidential Baseball Classic.
Bud: Sure.
(sounds of slapping)
Bud: STOP THAT SHIT!
Dick: Anyway, let's go over the line-ups. (Full article...)