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Fisher Price is the title of a groundbreaking 21st-century literary work by an unknown author who first published it in November 2005 under the pen name 4.252.99.182. It is considered by many art critics to be one of the greatest literary achievements of our time. Being only four words long, this modern classic is also one of the shortest pieces of literature ever written.

Such a sentence seems, at first glance, crass and offensive. However, underneath the words themselves lies a statement of beautiful grammatical ambiguity and meaning. The author of this profound statement, 4.252.99.182, has long been considered one of the greatest writers in the history of modern literature. The depth and meaning of this sentence only cements this reputation, and lifts him to new heights of literary esteem. Meanwhile, surrealism is highly prominent in this work. Truly, this sentence is in full accord with René Magritte's famous statement, "Allez manger des merdes baiseurs." (Full article...)