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A Very Important Announcement
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31 March 2017

Uncyclopedia is evolving

It's been a wild ride. For four years we've struck it out on our own, and created a community united by friendship, creativity, entrepreneurship, inspiration, and community. We couldn't have done it without you.

But now, we're opening a new chapter in our story. We're under new management. We're creating new memories, hand-crafting a brand new experience unlike anything you've ever seen. And we hope you can share it with us.

Uncyclopedia is now, Un, powered by fandom powered by Wikia.

What is Un?

Un

Un is a crowdsourced, multimedia comedy library based on the currency of You. You are Un. Un is you.

Through networked AI, advanced cloud heuristics, and the solid bedrock only fandom powered by Wikia could provide, we've merged the old and the new to form a synthesis of old. And new.

How do I get involved?

You've been with us from the very start. That's why we've given You the tools to get on the ground floor running. You are a maker. You are a dreamer. You are Un more than we are.

Dream Warrior
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