Uncyclopedia:April Fools/2015

Dear Readers,

We, the writers and editors of Uncyclopedia, have decided to rebrand the site as a site for and about lazy flightdecks.

As a result, over the next week we will be removing all articles that do not deal with lazy flightdecks.

It was fun being a comedy website for a little while but now we have found our true calling in life.

Thank you for your understanding.

Peace, love, and lazy flightdecks.