Uncyclopedia:April Fools/2010

Welcome, <insert name here> You must have expected some outlandish April Fool's gag. You probably thought we'll mimic some not-as-amusing wiki or claim that we have been shut down due to various legal offences. You might even go as far as to speculate that the whole content you see on this site has been modified to become true, accurate and encyclopedic. You were wrong. We haven't done anything this year. We have better things to do than to please your simple desires. You simpleton. Now hop along and do whatever it is that you people do in your spare time. We assume it's mind-bogglingly boring. Your IP address is: 204.11.52.128. We shall now send a report to your ISP and tell them that you have nothing better to do with your bandwidth and they might as well shut down your access. We might also attach a fictitious report including finely shopped pictures of you engaged in various illegal activities. We'll think of something, Rest assured. In the mean time, allow us to present you a bunny with a pancake on its head