UnTunes:So Need a Cute Girl
So Need a Cute Girl is a song recorded by the infamous and notorious NXWave after multiple failed attempts to avoid drama.
The song, long believed to be lost media, was found on a hard drive in a landfill. Lots of money was spent to recover the song for the sole purpose of making money off the allure of the song.
However, plans soon changed realizing that the lyrics sounded similar to an NSYNC* song and so it was released for free on Uncyclopedia of all sites.
Thanks a lot Justin Timberlake.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Hey, look at me
I’m lonely
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
That I have a boyfriend
And I see the ladies walking along
One by one
Boy I wish I could have one
And I never wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ain't ever wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend!
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ain't ever wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not, to not
I wanna be near you
Stuck as a virgin with rage
So need a cute girl my age
I never wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ain't ever wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend!
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ain’t ever wanna hear you say
That I have a boyfriend!
I so need a cute girl my age