UnTunes:Nickelodeon Pie

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A long long time ago
I can still remember how that channel used to make me smile
And I knew if my dreams were true
That I could make a show there too
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But Spongebob Squarepants made me shiver
With every minute they'd deliver
Merchandise without end
No more good shows they'd send
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about how Nick had lied
But something touched me deep inside
The day the magic died

So, bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy

Did you ever watch that Doug
Did Rugrats' charm make you snug
If Clarissa tells you so
Do you believe in Rocko's life
Would you make Alex Mack your wife
And how mad can Stimpy make Ren go
Well, I know that such great shows are hard
'Cause I saw you with the Temple Guard
You were a Silver Snake
But now they only have Josh and Drake
I was a lonely, TV watchin' putz
Who wanted to appear on Global Guts
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the magic died
I started singin'

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy

Now for ten years Rugrats has been shown
But All Grown Up's made its charm unknown
But that's not how it used to be
When Hillenburg spoke to Viacom's heads
With a joke that no one had yet said
In a voice that came from Tom Kenny
Oh, and while good shows were in decline
Spongebob had built a giant shrine
The merchandise was sold
New shows rarely get told
And while Invader Zim disappeared
All That's reputation was smeared
And Nick became just what we feared
The day the magic died
We were singin'

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy

Timmy Turner in the old show burner
They ended potential big earners
Their respect is falling fast
And Spongebob toys increase in mass
The glory of Snick had come to pass
Now there's TeenNick shows with a talentless cast
Now the Kid's Choice Awards were so fixed
And the outcomes were never mixed
Spongebob always won
No real voting was done
And all other shows would have to stop
Everything would become a flop
But there's Spongebob in every shop
The day the magic died
We started singing

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy

Oh, and there we were watching TV
Nothing but one show under the sea
With no old shows to play again
So come on, Herb, be nimble, Herb be quick
Herb killed the old and good Nick
'Cause money is the devils only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the screen
I knew their intentions were mean
No show from the old days
Could stop that Satan's gaze
And as toys sold high into the night
With no other cartoon in sight
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the magic died
He was singing

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy

I met a girl in robot shoes
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred slot
Where those old classic shows played a lot
But the man there said those old shows wouldn't play
And in the streets the old fans screamed
The lovers cried, and the writers dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The schedules all were broken
And the three toons I admire most
Doug, Rugrats and the Humor Gross
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the magic died
And they were singin'

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
Lots of Spongebob toys you can buy
They were singin'

Bye-bye, Nickelodeon Pie
Old Stick Stickly became sickly
And the quality died
They killed all of the humor that was witty and dry
But there's lots of Spongebob toys you can buy