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Mung:- "Its like a queef only chunky"


Verse 1[edit | edit source]

I got my first real two-way

Bought it at the five-and-dime

Wanked 'til my sphincters bled

It was summer of '69

Me and some guys from school

Had a bang and we fucked real hard

Jimmy quit and Jody got married

I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I lock back now

That was seemes to last forever

And if I had the choice

Ya - I'd always wanna be there

Those were the best days of my life

Chorus[edit | edit source]

Ain't no use in complainin'

When you got a job to do

Spent my evenin's down at the harbour

And that's when I met you

Fuckin with your mama's corpse

You told me that you'd wait forever

Oh and when you held her down

I knew that it was no or never

Those were the best days of my life

Chorus[edit | edit source]

(Do the same thing again because we enjoyed it so much.)

Back in Summer of '69

Verse 2[edit | edit source]

Man we were killin' time

We were young and randy

We needed to unwind

I guess nothin' can last forever, no

And now the times are changin'

Look at everyone that's come and gone

Somethimes when I use that old two-way

I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Fuckin' with ya mama's corpse

You told me it would last forever

Oh the way you whipped my arse

I knew that it was now or never

Those were the best days of my life

Chorus[edit | edit source]

(Do the same thing again because we enjoyed it so much.)

Back in Summer of '69