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Artist: Dan the Hedgehog

Album: Turtlefeck and Chain

Song Written By: Dan the Hedgehog

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Lyrics

I just had lunch (Lunch) And it tasted so bad (Tasted so bad) Some doofus made me a sandwich I wish I never had (Ah) I just had lunch And I’ll never go back (Never go back) To the morons who made me that crap (Yeah…)

Have you ever ate crap? I did, it tasted great (Yeah)

Compared to what my mom put in my lunchbox (Yeah)

She really let me eat it, it literally just happened (Yeah)

Eating it can make you feel like you ate your own socks

You’ll never believe where I just came from

The hospital, after I had a barfing fit at school

After I puked, I yelled it on top of a roof

And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey! Didn’t see you there. Guess what I just did?

I ate lunch, and then barfed, right on my brand new car

It was sure mean of your mom to make you eat that thing

Mean of anybody ever

Now sing

I just had lunch (Lunch) And it tasted so bad (Tasted so bad) Some doofus made me a sandwich I wish I never had (I wanna tell the world)

To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to eat it

Doesn’t really make sense

I was cheated.

I ain’t one to argue ‘bout the motives

I’m gonna grab a knife

That bad?

The worst five hours of my life!

I’m so maddened by my mom’s ability to even do it

You mean sandwiches? We could talk to her—aw, screw it.

With that in mind, eating from Subway’s better

‘Cause there I don’t barf on my chains and my turtleneck sweater.

So this one’s dedicated to those guys And women who don’t like to eat bad food Whether you’re near or far or short or tall We need to tell you all we really tried to not eat

I kept hiding in the bathroom

(Doesn’t matter, had lunch)

But I cried the whole time

(Doesn’t matter, had lunch)

I think I was in detention

(Doesn’t matter, had lunch)

I put a bag on my head

(Still counts) I just had lunch (Lunch) And my puke came up So if you ate crap within the last thirty minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me: I just had lunch (Everybody sing) And it tasted so bad (We all ate lunch) Some doofus made me a sandwich I wish I never had (I wanna tell the world) I just had lunch And I’ll never go back (We all ate lunch) To the morons who made me that crap (Yeah…)