UnTunes:Day-O

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This reworking of the old classic has been heard echoing around the alleyways and compounds of Kabul lately......

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

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MC DJ Taliwacker, freeeeeestyin', Mullah on da mic


Day-O, Day-O
Kabul falls and we wanna go home

Fight all night on the way to Khost
(Kunduz falls and we wanna go home)
RPG as Americans flee
(Herat falls and we wanna go home)

Come Mr Taliban, let’s kill all the soldiers
(Taloqan falls as we wanna go home)
Come Mr Taliban, rally all your fighters
(Ghazni falls and we wanna go home)

Five towns, four towns, three downs down
(Farah falls as we wanna go home)
Tanks roll in as the people scram
(Charikar falls and we wanna go home)

Oppress the chicks and kill them all
(Jalalabad falls and we wanna go home)
Homosexuals, we'll drive them out
(Kandahar falls and we wanna go home)

Black Turbans rule us once again
(Balkh falls and we wanna go home)
Don't worry girls, you're ruled by men
(Maymana falls and we wanna go home)

Sharia Law for everyone
(Lashkargahfalls and we wanna go home)
Let’s all cheer the Taliban
(We’re all fucked now the Taliban’s home)