UnTunes:Can You Wake Me (Start A Diet)
 | This page was originally sporked from Can You Take Me (original lyrics) by Third Eye Blind |
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
All I want right now is the time that I fit through the door.
You said, "Right here right now, you prove you're a big foodie whore."
I need the velocity cause all I got now is my mass,
And to you I will ask.
Can you wake me?
At a quarter past noon
I'll start a diet (I'm gonna diet)
Let's start a diet me and you, cause a diet's overdue.
Now you know I wonder why you're holding back on this,
I eat everything I see, and you puke when I give you a kiss.
I wanna do you so bad but I'll have to lose my double chin,
Might as well take Ritalin.
Can you wake me?
At a quarter past noon
I'll start a diet (I'm gonna diet)
Let's start a diet me and you, cause a diet's overdue.
I'm getting bigger and wider.
I'm your mega fat porker,
So I'll wake you.
At a quarter past noon
I'll start a diet (I'm gonna diet)
Let's start a diet me and you, cause a diet's overdue.
Slim me down,
I'm gonna slim me down,
I'm gonna slim me down,
Woah-oh-oh.
The Double-Down, no longer eat it now,
No longer eat it now, No.
Ditch it now, oh yes I'll ditch it now,
Man dress that hides my fat
Oh, oh-woah.
Maybe now, oh just maybe now,
I can run a distance
But I'm just so, damn big!
It's a quarter past noon
I'll start a diet (I'm gonna diet)
Let's start a diet me and you, cause a diet's overdue.
Won't back down or compromise
I'll thin my thighs
Of heart disease I will die
So no eating all these pies
Oh my god I'm gonna die
Since this world ain't for the weak
I'll eat the soup, of the week
But I'm dying for some meat
Yes I'm dying for some meat.
Explanation[edit | edit source]
Parody of the Third Eye Blind song Can You Take Me. About how the singer is now fat.
Plans[edit | edit source]
Gonna get around to recording this sometime, but if someone else wants to sing it'd be better. And if you have better corrections be my guest and edit. But don't screw it up.
Credits[edit | edit source]
Original Lyrics by Stephan Jenkins
Parody Lyrics by ARGHandrew
Music by Tony Fredianelli