UnTunes:A kidnapper's story

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(To the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down)

I am going to kidnap you,
Kidnap you,
Kidnap you.
I am going to kidnap you,
Straight off of the street.

Then I’m going to torture you,
Torture you,
Torture you.
I am going to torture you,
And enjoy your screams of pain.

Later I'll flay you alive,
you alive,
you alive.
I will soon flay you alive,
And then you’ll be dead (ha-ha).

Next I’m going to run away,
Run away,
Run away.
I am going to run away,
Into the dead of the night.

Then the police will chase me,
Will chase me,
Will chase me.
Then the police will chase me,
But they’ll never catch me.

Then I’m going to do it again,
it again,
it again.
Then I’m going to do it again,
To other people. (Yay!)