UnTunes:1984

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To the tune of 1985 by Bowling for Soup


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This song was written by an Unperson. Therefore, it is Crimethink.


Woohoo

Woohoo


Winston just hit the wall

He never had it all

One Prozac a day

Girlfriend's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When he learned Big Brother

They've got a big plan

Gonna erase thinking man


He was gonna have that freedom

He was gonna be a star

He was gonna be the one who

Overthrew the Big Brother

Works in the Ministry, yeah it's the enemy

Looks at his average life

And nothing has been alright


Since George

Orwell, Big Brother

Way before your mother

There was newspeak and crimethink

They watch you on the telescreens

There is no high school

If you get wise you're uncool

Cause Big Brother's watching us

With 19, 19, 1984


Woohoo

(1984)

Woohoo


He's being violated

Being watched all the time

Big Brother, thought police

Even the telescreens

He's got a girlfriend

Not a big rebellion fan

Thought he'd get the upper hand

Maybe start Duran Duran


Where's the rebellion of civilians

And where's the other guy throwing trash cans

When did reality be broadcast on T.V.

What ever happened to freedom, free speech

(In our own home)


Orwell, Big Brother

Way before your mother

There was newspeak and crimethink

They watch you on the telescreens

There is no high school

If you get wise you're uncool

Cause Big Brother's watching us

With 19, 19, 1984


Woohoo


He hates time make it stop

When did government become INGSOC?

And when did Goldstein become the enemy?

Please make this

Stop! Stop! Stop!


And bring back


Orwell, Big Brother

Way before your mother

There was newspeak and crimethink

They watch you on the telescreens

There is no high school

If you get wise you're uncool

Cause Big Brother's watching us

With 19, 19, 1984


Orwell, Big Brother

Way before your mother

There was newspeak and crimethink

They watch you on the telescreens

There is no high school

If you get wise you're uncool

Cause Big Brother's watching us

With 19, 19, 1984


Wait....


WAIT WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME


NO PLEASE DON'T ERASE ME


AAAAAAAAA!