UnScripts talk:ER Alternate Episodes

Cowbell Repository

Rules for the reposition of cowbell (and cowbell-like objects):

1. Wrap the cowbell in plain brown wrapping paper.
2. Throw the cowbell at someone next to you.
3. Post bail. Don't look at me - I wasn't the one who committed assault.
The paper is used to absorb bodily fluid, making it safe to play with.

How to bandage a phantom leg

1. Follow steps 6 thru 10.
2. Cowbell