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One puckerbutt day, when the puckerbutts were puckerbutting in the trees, two puckerbutts, No_one_at_all and RAHB, were puckerbutting most puckerbuttly over a puckerbutt.
INT. Puckerbutt - Puckerbutt
No_one_at_all
Say, that's a nice puckerbutt. Where'd you get a puckerbutt like that?
RAHB
I puckerbutted over to the puckerbutt puckerbutt puckerbutt puckerbutt puckerhtipjwfjop irpc
I couldn't think of a response so I panicked.
No_one_at_all
You puckerbutted. That's what we in the puckerbutt business call "puckerbutting". You puckerbutting fool.
RAHB
I apologize most puckerbuttly
No_one_at_all
I'll puckerbutt it just this once, but don't ever puckerbutt me puckerbutt you puckerbutting again, puckerbutt? I'm puckerbutt, this time. No puckerbutting.
RAHB
Puckerbutt. Feel free to puckerbutt me a new puckerbutt if you ever catch me puckerbutting that kind of puckerbutt again.
No_one_at_all
Wait, are you puckerbutting me? Don't even try to puckerbutt your puckerbutt out of this puckerbutt. You do, and you'll be in deep puckerbutt. I KNEW PUCKERBUTT. And you, sir, are not puckerbutt.
RAHB
Hey, you don't pay me to puckerbutt. I've puckerbutt just about enough of this puckerbutt from puckerbutts like you. Don't puckerbutt me with that puckerbutt. I know where the puckerbutts are buried.
No_one_at_all
Is that a puckerbutt? You know, all I have to do is go to the head puckerbutt, and tell him about your puckerbutts. And then we'll SEE whose puckerbutt is in a puckerbutt! YOUR PUCKERBUTT IS PUCKERBUTT, AND I'M THE PUCKERBUTT!
So you gonna back that puckerbutt up with puckerbutt? Or you just gonna stand there puckerbutting?! You goddamned PUCKERBUTT!
RAHB
Now let's puckerbutt it easy here. Nobody needs to puckerbutt their puckerbutt over this. After all, the head puckerbutt doesn't have to know about your puckerbutt that you take puckerbutt days off to puckerbutt with! Or should I get your puckerbuttress involved, hmmm?!
No_one_at_all
My puckerbuttress? My puckerbuttress? Oh, I guess MISSES PUCKERBUTT doesn't know about those puckerbutts YOU puckerbutt all day long at the house on your puckerbutt break? Yeah, that's right, I know ALL ABOUT your puckerbutts!
Don't puckerbutt a puckerbutter!
RAHB
You wouldn't puckerbutt!
I could have your puckerbutt with just one word to puckerbutt.
No_one_at_all
I WOULD PUCKERBUTT AT THE DROP OF A PUCKERBUTT! YOU JUST PUCKERBUTT ME AND SEE WHAT PUCKERBUTTS!
RAHB
...I think you're puckerbutting me.
No_one_at_all
I DON'T PUCKERBUTT, I PUCKERBUTT!
RAHB
You don't have the puckerbutts to puckerbutt this puckerbutt out in the puckerbutt like that.
No_one_at_all
wanna puckerbutt me, you puckerbutting puckerbutt? I've had it right up to HERE with your puckerbutts!
Just say the puckerbutt! Right here! Right in front of all these puckerbutts!
YOU WANT ME TO SAY THE PUCKERBUTT?!
RAHB
Because I fucking will and you know puckerbutt!
No_one_at_all
SAY THE PUCKERBUTT, PUCKERBUTT!
YOU ARE TOO PUCKERBUTT, AINTCHA?
I PUCKERBUTT YOU
I DOUBLE GODDAMNED PUCKERBUTT YA
RAHB
THIS PUCKERBUTT HERE'S BEEN PUCKERBUTTING MY PUCKERBUTT AND HE THINKS NOBODY KNOWS. Well FAT PUCKERBUTT to that! You can't keep a puckerbutt any further than you can throw a puckerbutt.
No_one_at_all puckerbutts RAHB in the puckerbutt
RAHB
This puckerbutt was puckerbutted years ago anyway.
I hope you're puckerbutt....
No_one_at_all
Yeah? You want some more puckerbutt where that came from? Or you just gonna lie there on the ground and puckerbutt?
RAHB
(stoicly puckerbutts out the puckerbutt)
Puckerbutt you... PUCKERBUTT YOU
No_one_at_all
Wait! I didn't mean it! Puckerbutt!
RAHB slams the puckerbutt
No_one_at_all
We can't let puckerbutts come between us! Let's let puckerbutts be puckerbutts and put this puckerbutt behind us!
RAHB
La-la-la-la-la! I'm not puckerbutting!
No_one_at_all
It was a mistake! I swear! Puckerbutt!
RAHB
This is the sound of me puckerbutting.
No_one_at_all
Good freaking god. Let's puckerbutt this out, bitch. I've never been so puckerbutted in my life.
Puckerbutt it out. C'mon, puckerbutt it out.
No_one_at_all
Did we... did we just write a dramatic scene with "puckerbutt" replacing every verb and adjective?
RAHB
Yes we did. And it lasted for twenty minutes.
No_one_at_all
That is a pile of horrible
A pile of puckerbutts