UnScripts:Land of the Flying Laser Cats

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Narrarator: Once upon a time there lived many flying laser cats. They lived peacefully in a land known as the Land of the Flying Laser Cats (very creative I know) where there was plentiful fish and other things to annihilate with their powerful laser weapons, Coming now is the most powerful of the FLCs, Lazoor.

(Lazoor walks on stage)

Lazoor: Hello, my loyal subjects. Have you all brought mice for me? If not, I will have to sacrifice you to my powerful LAZOR BEAMMZ! The one who doesn't bring food for me will be most likely sacrificed.

(The cats bring Lazoor mice out of fear)

Cats, collectively: Here are your mice, master. (Please don't sacrifice us!)

Lazoor: HOW DARE YOU WORTHLESS PEASENTS NOT BRING ME ENOUGH MICE! Which one of you didn't bring me my FOOD!?

(*Silence* https://open.spotify.com/track/3Pm9difeh4bc9Mr8YQjGeb)

Lazoor: I'LL KILL A RANDOM ONE OF YOU, THEN! (Spin's roulette wheel) looks like it is time for Wingzor to die then! (lasers Wingzor)

(Wingzor was the imposter)

Narrarator: So, that is the story of how Lazoor unknowingly saved everyone by lazering the imposter and everyone lived happily ever after. Except for Wingzor.