UnReviews:My Little Pony

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Hello, my name is Fred Waldron Phelps Sr. and this is my review on the show "My Little Pony". I will, of course, update this whenever I need to tell you more about how this show is NOT for Christians. THE SHOW IS FILLED WITH SINS!!! Don't @ me!

Plot

The plot is about these fictitious pegasi and unicorns living in a symbiotic relationship in the city of "Equestria". Which, I believe is the representation of hell. Don't get me wrong, but it's true! But, anyways, there are these characters who I'll be talking about, and how it is a representation of hell.

Characters

Princess Twilight Sparkle

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So, this is the "cutie" mark for Twilight Sparkle, take a look at the shape. What does it remind you of?

Well, it is the exact shape of the Star of David. A symbol of Jewish culture. This makes sense, because Jews should burn in hell forever.

Now, Twilight Sparkle is an IMPORTANT character in the story. She is the element of magic. But in Christianity, magic is shunned upon, making Twilight Sparkle a sorcerer.

Rainbow Dash

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Now this cutie mark seems to represent the rainbow in the Gay marriage flag, making this taboo. Because Gay people deserve to burn in hell.

Rainbow Dash is the element of "harmony". But what we SHOULD be looking at is the personality, SHE IS A TOMBOY, not feminine. THIS IS AGAINST THE BIBLE!!!

Apple Jack

Apple Jack is the, in my opinion, the WORST character in the show. Her character is center of the of the first sin in the history of the bible, when Eve ate that forbidden fruit... the APPLE!!! She is also the Element of honesty... right.

The first sin ever, eating the forbidden fruit.

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Rarity

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Diamonds, a girl's jewel. IT'S A SELF-CENTERED ICON FOR RICH PEOPLE!!!

Rarity is the element of generosity... THAT IS BULLSHIT. She is the deadly sin PRIDE she is known for doing fashion, and takes pride in her work.

Discord

So, Discord is the villain of the show, but my theory is, that he is the representation of Satan. He is a weird fusion of different animals to make a weird creature, much like Satan.