UnPoetia:Monkey See, Monkey Do

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Monkey See, Monkey Do
or "Donations Given to a Zoo"


Through mirrored motions I play the skin
whilst rubbing an engorged frenulum.
The Author's "Inner Monkey" ~ excerpt from Monkey See, Monkey Do. Published in Meters of Mediocrity, Vol 14 (1967) by Witless Publishing Co.
Like two masters we match our strokes.
I rejoice with sweat as my right palm smokes.


At last! I cry take freedom thee!
And dribble fluids down my knee.
The simian simply screams for joy.
I am rewarded as a good boy.


A distressed mother calls the cops,
shields young eyes from flacid flops,
and points a finger in my face.
I wonder how the monkey tastes?


The men in blue take my wrists.
What great beast would punish this?