UnNews talk:Automobile to single-handedly demasculinize the U.S.A.

"Listen up now, cause I'm going to brag about my 'Cu-OAR' again. Did I tell you that it's got Seven hundred HOOARRRSE-POWAGH??"

"Yep, only seven hundred times today already. Bye, must mingle... "

"-Now don't go away, because I want to ask you just HOW FAST _your_ car could get you to (name place, preferably in a pedestrian zone) from here ...? "

<stifling yawn> "Shuuure I can speed too. Big deal. Press pedal. Break law. No-brainer."

"... WHAT??? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A *LAW BREAKER*??? MY CAR MAKES ME A *MACHO MAN* BESIDES, SPEEDING ISN'T ILLEGAL. ON THE CONTRARY, IT'S MACHO. YOU DARE SAY A THING LIKE THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL ENDANGER THE LIVES OF ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!"

"Um, hate to sound like Captain Obvious, but you're doing that already, and statistically speaking, much more effectively than any nutter with a gun."

--Lantash 23:10, 10 February 2007 (UTC)