UnNews:Aerosmith stripped of Gold

Tuesday April,4 2017

Today it was announced that the rock band Aerosmith will be stripped of its gold records for the use of performance enhancing drugs. The members of the group were under scrutiny for large amounts of white powder which they ingested. This mysterious powder is said to allow them to stay up for weeks on end writing songs. Although Steven Tyler and Joe Perry admitted that they did experiment with the powder during the 70's. However, most of what was recorded at that time was pure rubbish and their iconic work did not begin until "Dude looks like a Lady" was recorded. When interviewed for comment long time rocker Ozzy Osbourne quoted "God Bless us man".